Everybody go, fetch the stereo
Take a ride in the car to a place I know
Monkeys in the park, shaking after dark
We'll be back in the morning with the scars to show
Feel a little sick, feel a little fine
And it all feels better by the second time
Home is where you are, welcome, it's supreme
Now relax, take it easy, he's a friend of mine
Nobody round here wants your problems
Shut up and behave, you're giving pissjoy

I don't wanna know, I don't wanna know
You're a real hair trigger but your lights are low
Steady on the one, easy Danny-o
For the headstrong lover it's the place to go
Dirty white and clean, social gasoline
It's a choice kids are making ‘fore they're seventeen
Needs to be addressed, culture to a tee
Where the rights ignore
What the wrongs could mean

Keep your gin and holy water
No-one even cares, you're giving pissjoy

It's a viber, it's a viber
And all the children sing
Piss-Joy, a-na-na-na-na
Piss-Joy, a-na-na-na-na
It's a viber, it's a viber
And all the children sing
Piss-Joy, a-na-na-na-na
Piss-Joy, a-na-na-na-na

Everybody knows, everybody goes
To the dark for the highs and the light for lows
Basic is the need for freedom as a goal
Do it all in the name of Rock 'n' Roll
Feel a little sick, feel a little fine
And it all feels better by the second time
Home is where you are, proof is all you need
It's the time to connect with the life you lead
No-one round here wants your problems
Shut up and behave, you're giving pissjoy

It's a viber, it's a viber
And all the children sing
Piss-Joy, a-na-na-na-na
Piss-Joy, a-na-na-na-na
It's a viber, it's a viber
And all the children sing
Piss-Joy, a-na-na-na-na
Piss-Joy, a-na-na-na-na

It's a viber, it's a viber
And all the children sing
Piss-Joy, a-na-na-na-na
(Here to piss on my parade)
Piss-Joy, a-na-na-na-na
(Here to piss on your parade)
It's a viber, it's a viber
And all the children sing
Piss-Joy, a-na-na-na-na
(Here to piss on my parade)
Piss-Joy, a-na-na-na-na
(Here to piss on your parade)
It's a viber, it's a viber
And all the children sing
Piss-Joy, a-na-na-na-na
(Here to piss on my parade)
Piss-Joy, a-na-na-na-na
(Here to piss on your parade)
It's a viber, it's a viber
And all the children sing
Piss-Joy, a-na-na-na-na
(Here to piss on my parade)
Piss-Joy, a-na-na-na-na
(Here to piss on…)