Recorded by: The Wildhearts
Written by: Ginger

Lyrics

Anyone recognise this little fella?
It’s the Loch Ness Monster
You learn something every day

Hang on a second, hang on a second…

So, this is the Loch Ness Monster
And this is the Loch Ness Monster
Now come on Ladies and Gentlemen
There’s not a lot of similarity between them both
Let’s face it, you guys have never seen it either, right?
You don’t know what it looks like
What, some of you think it’s got a white furry belly
And some of you think it’s got a fuckin’ hat on
Neither of which, I suppose, are true?
Artistic license I guess?

OK, OK, let’s try something out here…
Recorded by: The Wildhearts
Written by: Ginger

Lyrics

Anyone recognise this little fella?
It’s the Loch Ness Monster
You learn something every day

Hang on a second, hang on a second…

So, this is the Loch Ness Monster
And this is the Loch Ness Monster
Now come on Ladies and Gentlemen
There’s not a lot of similarity between them both
Let’s face it, you guys have never seen it either, right?
You don’t know what it looks like
What, some of you think it’s got a white furry belly
And some of you think it’s got a fuckin’ hat on
Neither of which, I suppose, are true?
Artistic license I guess?

OK, OK, let’s try something out here…
Recorded by: The Wildhearts
Written by: Ginger

Lyrics

Anyone recognise this little fella?
It’s the Loch Ness Monster
You learn something every day

Hang on a second, hang on a second…

So, this is the Loch Ness Monster
And this is the Loch Ness Monster
Now come on Ladies and Gentlemen
There’s not a lot of similarity between them both
Let’s face it, you guys have never seen it either, right?
You don’t know what it looks like
What, some of you think it’s got a white furry belly
And some of you think it’s got a fuckin’ hat on
Neither of which, I suppose, are true?
Artistic license I guess?

OK, OK, let’s try something out here…

Loch Ness Interlude

Recorded by: The Wildhearts
Written by: Ginger

Lyrics

Anyone recognise this little fella?
It’s the Loch Ness Monster
You learn something every day

Hang on a second, hang on a second…

So, this is the Loch Ness Monster
And this is the Loch Ness Monster
Now come on Ladies and Gentlemen
There’s not a lot of similarity between them both
Let’s face it, you guys have never seen it either, right?
You don’t know what it looks like
What, some of you think it’s got a white furry belly
And some of you think it’s got a fuckin’ hat on
Neither of which, I suppose, are true?
Artistic license I guess?

OK, OK, let’s try something out here…