Recorded by: The Wildhearts
Written by: Battersby

Lyrics

Soldier boy runs his usual drill
He's got his weapon at the ready, all his powders and pills
'cause tonight he’ll be your fantasy to have and to make
He's staking his claim to claim a piece of the stake

He'll make you move, make you swing, make you everything
'cause he's a genius (penis, that is)
He's got the move, got the swing, got you aching to sing
That he's a genius penis, genius penis, genius penis

So anyway, he's laid the bait and was ready to roll
When the stiff competition left him limp at the soul
Yeah, the incident was impotent but still to this day
He swears he didn't like her and just turned her away

He'll make you move, make you swing, make you everything
'cause he's a genius (penis, that is)
He's got the move, got the swing, got you aching to sing
But he's a genius penis, genius penis, genius penis, genius penis

He'll make you move, make you swing, make you everything
'cause he's a genius (penis, that is)
He's got the move, got the swing, got you aching to sing
But he's a genius penis, genius penis
He'll make you move, make you swing, make you everything
'cause he's a genius (penis, that is)
He's got the move, got the swing, he's got everything
'cause he's a genius penis, genius penis, genius penis, genius penis

(He's a genius, yeah, yeah)
Genius penis, genius penis
(He's a genius, yeah, yeah)
Genius penis, genius penis
(He's a genius, yeah, yeah)
Genius penis, genius penis
(He's a genius, yeah, yeah)
Genius penis, genius penis
(He's a genius, yeah, yeah)
Genius penis, genius penis
(He's a genius, yeah, yeah)
Genius penis, genius penis
(He's a genius, yeah, yeah)
Genius penis, genius penis
(He's a genius, yeah, yeah)
Genius penis, genius penis
(He's a genius, yeah, yeah)
He's a genius penis

Oh yeah!
Recorded by: The Wildhearts
Written by: Battersby

Lyrics

Soldier boy runs his usual drill
He's got his weapon at the ready, all his powders and pills
'cause tonight he’ll be your fantasy to have and to make
He's staking his claim to claim a piece of the stake

He'll make you move, make you swing, make you everything
'cause he's a genius (penis, that is)
He's got the move, got the swing, got you aching to sing
That he's a genius penis, genius penis, genius penis

So anyway, he's laid the bait and was ready to roll
When the stiff competition left him limp at the soul
Yeah, the incident was impotent but still to this day
He swears he didn't like her and just turned her away

He'll make you move, make you swing, make you everything
'cause he's a genius (penis, that is)
He's got the move, got the swing, got you aching to sing
But he's a genius penis, genius penis, genius penis, genius penis

He'll make you move, make you swing, make you everything
'cause he's a genius (penis, that is)
He's got the move, got the swing, got you aching to sing
But he's a genius penis, genius penis
He'll make you move, make you swing, make you everything
'cause he's a genius (penis, that is)
He's got the move, got the swing, he's got everything
'cause he's a genius penis, genius penis, genius penis, genius penis

(He's a genius, yeah, yeah)
Genius penis, genius penis
(He's a genius, yeah, yeah)
Genius penis, genius penis
(He's a genius, yeah, yeah)
Genius penis, genius penis
(He's a genius, yeah, yeah)
Genius penis, genius penis
(He's a genius, yeah, yeah)
Genius penis, genius penis
(He's a genius, yeah, yeah)
Genius penis, genius penis
(He's a genius, yeah, yeah)
Genius penis, genius penis
(He's a genius, yeah, yeah)
Genius penis, genius penis
(He's a genius, yeah, yeah)
He's a genius penis

Oh yeah!
Recorded by: The Wildhearts
Written by: Battersby

Lyrics

Soldier boy runs his usual drill
He's got his weapon at the ready, all his powders and pills
'cause tonight he’ll be your fantasy to have and to make
He's staking his claim to claim a piece of the stake

He'll make you move, make you swing, make you everything
'cause he's a genius (penis, that is)
He's got the move, got the swing, got you aching to sing
That he's a genius penis, genius penis, genius penis

So anyway, he's laid the bait and was ready to roll
When the stiff competition left him limp at the soul
Yeah, the incident was impotent but still to this day
He swears he didn't like her and just turned her away

He'll make you move, make you swing, make you everything
'cause he's a genius (penis, that is)
He's got the move, got the swing, got you aching to sing
But he's a genius penis, genius penis, genius penis, genius penis

He'll make you move, make you swing, make you everything
'cause he's a genius (penis, that is)
He's got the move, got the swing, got you aching to sing
But he's a genius penis, genius penis
He'll make you move, make you swing, make you everything
'cause he's a genius (penis, that is)
He's got the move, got the swing, he's got everything
'cause he's a genius penis, genius penis, genius penis, genius penis

(He's a genius, yeah, yeah)
Genius penis, genius penis
(He's a genius, yeah, yeah)
Genius penis, genius penis
(He's a genius, yeah, yeah)
Genius penis, genius penis
(He's a genius, yeah, yeah)
Genius penis, genius penis
(He's a genius, yeah, yeah)
Genius penis, genius penis
(He's a genius, yeah, yeah)
Genius penis, genius penis
(He's a genius, yeah, yeah)
Genius penis, genius penis
(He's a genius, yeah, yeah)
Genius penis, genius penis
(He's a genius, yeah, yeah)
He's a genius penis

Oh yeah!

Genius Penis

Recorded by: The Wildhearts
Written by: Battersby

Lyrics

Soldier boy runs his usual drill
He's got his weapon at the ready, all his powders and pills
'cause tonight he’ll be your fantasy to have and to make
He's staking his claim to claim a piece of the stake

He'll make you move, make you swing, make you everything
'cause he's a genius (penis, that is)
He's got the move, got the swing, got you aching to sing
That he's a genius penis, genius penis, genius penis

So anyway, he's laid the bait and was ready to roll
When the stiff competition left him limp at the soul
Yeah, the incident was impotent but still to this day
He swears he didn't like her and just turned her away

He'll make you move, make you swing, make you everything
'cause he's a genius (penis, that is)
He's got the move, got the swing, got you aching to sing
But he's a genius penis, genius penis, genius penis, genius penis

He'll make you move, make you swing, make you everything
'cause he's a genius (penis, that is)
He's got the move, got the swing, got you aching to sing
But he's a genius penis, genius penis
He'll make you move, make you swing, make you everything
'cause he's a genius (penis, that is)
He's got the move, got the swing, he's got everything
'cause he's a genius penis, genius penis, genius penis, genius penis

(He's a genius, yeah, yeah)
Genius penis, genius penis
(He's a genius, yeah, yeah)
Genius penis, genius penis
(He's a genius, yeah, yeah)
Genius penis, genius penis
(He's a genius, yeah, yeah)
Genius penis, genius penis
(He's a genius, yeah, yeah)
Genius penis, genius penis
(He's a genius, yeah, yeah)
Genius penis, genius penis
(He's a genius, yeah, yeah)
Genius penis, genius penis
(He's a genius, yeah, yeah)
Genius penis, genius penis
(He's a genius, yeah, yeah)
He's a genius penis

Oh yeah!