See that notion, feel that emotion
A great explosion, in time
Deep and moving, be that illusion
No great improvement, but fine
And he tastes life, and he makes like
He's got a one-way ticket to media city by birthright
And he wants her like everyone wants her

Do the fake, do the fake
Do the fake, do the fake
Do the fake, do the fake
Do the fake, do the fake
Do the fake

Feel good mainline, the right place at the right time
Every hour on the grapevine, in style
Cartoon cowboy, from the beast to the message of joy
He's the germ-free envoy, so smile
'cause he feels life and he makes like
There's a legitimate reason for being so anally watertight
He's alternative, he's a little bit sensitive

Do the fake, do the fake
Do the fake, do the fake
Do the fake, do the fake
Do the fake, do the fake
Do the fake

Do it!

Fake
Do the fake, do the fake
Do the fake, do the fake
Do the fake, do the fake
Do the fake, do the fake
Fake