I wanna know what the nipples on a bloke are really for?
I wanna know why there's no white dog shit anymore?
What's going on in Chapman's head
When McCartney's still alive and Lennon's shot fucking dead?
I wanna know why Jägermeister's legal and E's are banned?
I wanna know when Beadle's had a wank with his withered hand?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Why did Jacko bleach his skin when he could've dyed it black instead?

I don't know and you can't say
Makes no difference anyway
I feel alright now I'm back where the funnies are
Feel alright and you can't say
The way I feel gets in your way
I feel alright now I'm back where the funnies are

I wanna know why an orange is an orange and a lime ain't a green?
I wanna know how a blind man knows when his ass is clean?
I wanna know why the Germans ain't funny?
I wanna know where all my money's been?

I don't know and you can't say
Makes no difference anyway
I feel alright now I'm back where the funnies are
Feel alright and you can't say
The way I feel gets in your way
I feel alright now I'm back where the funnies are

I don't know and you can't say
Makes no difference anyway
I feel alright now I'm back where the funnies are
Feel alright and you can't say
The way I feel gets in your way
I feel alright now I'm back where the funnies are