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Mazel Tov Cocktail joke...

Postby robdy2k » 28th Oct 09, 13:19

<written Collaboratively by my brother and I, mainly his idea but I embelished it...>

What did The Wildhearts encounter when they went to the Arab debating society?

JUST A WHOLE LOT OF SHEIKS GOING ON!

<BOOM BOOM!>
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Postby Andwah » 28th Oct 09, 13:34

There's got to be more lyric jokes to be mustered.
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Postby Assmask » 28th Oct 09, 14:22

Andwah wrote:There's got to be more lyric jokes to be mustered.


Are you sure?
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Postby Sarc » 28th Oct 09, 15:59

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Postby DiggityDawg » 28th Oct 09, 16:26

Andwah wrote:There's got to be more lyric jokes to be mustered.



I'm still waiting on the 1st one.
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Mazel Tov Cocktail joke...

Postby robdy2k » 28th Oct 09, 21:33

140 views and it seems NO-BODY has found this joke remotely funny...! COME ON - It's so rubbish it's GREAT! (and no-one else had posted anything much here today)

I pissed myself laughing when my bro dreamt it up... piss myself laughing when we listen to that song together now and it gets to that bit... and pissed myself laughing when I posted this...

I guess laughing at your own jokes is a sign of them being SHIT maybe?
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Postby Sarc » 28th Oct 09, 21:35

All that pissing sounds like someone needs their bladder checking
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Postby robdy2k » 28th Oct 09, 21:43

Maybe a case of 'Piss - JOY' (Nah na na na nah!) - BOOM BOOM (man I'm on FIRE!!)
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Postby Sarc » 28th Oct 09, 21:44

If there was ever an account the was screaming out to be deleted its the above one. :wink:
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Postby WiredOut » 29th Oct 09, 19:42

Sarc wrote:If there was ever an account the was screaming out to be deleted its the above one. :wink:


Hear hear. 8)

Hee hee! ;)
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Postby Sarc » 29th Oct 09, 19:46

If you want a decent joke try this one for size

Two philosophers are at a nudist colony and one asks the other

"Have you read Marx?" to which the other replise

"I have indeed, it must be these wicker chairs!"
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Postby WiredOut » 29th Oct 09, 19:56

Sarc wrote:If you want a decent joke try this one for size

Two philosophers are at a nudist colony and one asks the other

"Have you read Marx?" to which the other replise

"I have indeed, it must be these wicker chairs!"


That is excellent, actually.

This isn't as good but I heard it recently and like it.

What has four wheels and flies?


A garbage truck.
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Postby melx » 29th Oct 09, 22:14

WiredOut wrote:
Sarc wrote:If you want a decent joke try this one for size

Two philosophers are at a nudist colony and one asks the other

"Have you read Marx?" to which the other replise

"I have indeed, it must be these wicker chairs!"


That is excellent, actually.

This isn't as good but I heard it recently and like it.

What has four wheels and flies?


A garbage truck.



you mean a dustcart? :wink:
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Postby Sarc » 29th Oct 09, 22:28

I was thinking dustbin lorry meself.

Anyway I'd like to point out that I'm the most intelligent and funny person on this board as I got a laugh with a joke that used Karl Marx the father of philosophy , word play and nudity and was still clean. HA!!
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Postby Radish » 30th Oct 09, 09:22

A joke that has made me laugh (well, snigger at least) the last few times I've heard it on 6music is from Adam & Joe:

What does Martin Sheen say when he wants his favourite drink?


I'll have an apple calypso now.


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