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Chutzpah! Tour Merchandise

By Ean | September 19, 2009

Since we got such a fantastic response to the tour merchandise we showcased the other day, we figured we’d give those of you who haven’t been to the gigs yet a sneaky peek at what’s available.

So, without further ado, here it all is:
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Limited Edition Chutzpah! Footy Shirt - This is a fully functional, top of the line football shirt using the latest ClimaTec technical fabric - er, it says here - and I'm sure all you footy fans will know just how great that is!

This will be a strictly limited edition run for the duration of the tour and ONLY available at the gigs. Once they’re gone they’re gone, so buy early!

Limited Edition Tour Poster - These really are very limited. To only 300 in fact! A proper Art Print on heavy stock paper! If you’re lucky the odd signed one may find its way into the pile!

Please note, the response and feedback to the Football Shirts and Art Prints has been incredible, so… we have listened to your fears and to make sure everyone has an even chance at getting their hands on these items the stock will be split across all shows. So there WILL be shirts and prints at your show, even if it’s the grand finale in London you’re going to! Get ’em early though as it’s still a case of you snooze you lose.

Competition Winning Shirt - Gemma and Jason Turner's fantastic design which was hand-picked by the band!

New Smiley Tour T-Shirt – Smiley Bones is reborn for 09, if you can 're-dux' Star Wars we can 're-dux' Smiley Bones!

New Smiley Girlie – Ladies, we know that if you're coming to the show you are already sex on legs and there's little we can do to add to your glow of perfection, but we've tried!

Lightning Bolt Sweat Band – You'll never be a future Wimbledon failed quarter-finalist without one.

Chutzpah! Mug – Dishwasher friendly and scientifically proven to make tea and coffee taste 30% better. Also just what you need to catch the eye of that new secretary who started at work the other day.

Logo Bottle Opener Keyring – Never look like a tramp knocking the tops of bottles on the edge of a table again. This little beauty means you can now decant beer wherever you go and the logo is beautifully etched so you look classy doing it!

11 Responses to “Chutzpah! Tour Merchandise”

  1. NiG Says:
    September 19th, 2009 at 00:56

    Absolutely gutted – the merchandise for this tour really looks the bollocks – far better than on previous tours. I’m really impressed by the competition shirt too – good job Gemma and Jason! Unfortunately my son’s due to be born imminently, so I’ve got no chance of going to a show without incurring the wrath of an expectant mother! Is any of this lot gonna’ be available online?

  2. Ean Says:
    September 19th, 2009 at 01:04

    Apart from the footy shirts which are strictly for the tour, anything that’s left will more than likely make its way onto our merch site.

    Although if it keeps selling like it has been, there won’t be much of anything left at all!

  3. NiG Says:
    September 19th, 2009 at 01:06

    Cheers Ean, I’ll keep my eyes peeled…

  4. C.J. Says:
    September 19th, 2009 at 01:17

    I entered the t-shirt competition too, and I really like the one that ended up winning. Cheers to Gemma and Jason for that great design! I’d really love to get one for my wife and one for me if they end up online (which I hope they will). As we’re in the US, there’s no chance of us getting to see the shows. So, here’s to hoping that we’ll get a chance to at least buy some stuff from the shows!

  5. T3DD Says:
    September 19th, 2009 at 02:34

    I could not have worded it better myself C.J. and i am also in the U.S. and entered the contest. CH33RS Gemma and Jason!

  6. Matt Harvey Says:
    September 19th, 2009 at 10:55

    I’m gonna look like an obsessive avid super-tit fan if I walk in there and ask for all the things I want to buy….

    Any suggestions for how I can not look like a freak by buying nearly one of everything?!

  7. Gallifrey Seven Says:
    September 19th, 2009 at 12:39

    Matt Harvey – you could always walk in and ask for two of everything?

  8. Fopp Says:
    September 19th, 2009 at 13:56



    Enough, I think.

  9. paul Says:
    September 19th, 2009 at 19:46

    anyone know how much the tour poster is please?????

  10. Hiroki Says:
    September 21st, 2009 at 00:52

    Anyone else feel cheated that you can’t buy the football shirt without going to the gig?

    What about the international fans, the fans that don’t like going to gigs or even people like myself who just can’t make it to the gig?

    Poor show really.

  11. ian Says:
    September 21st, 2009 at 09:59

    Hi Ginger,just a quick one,what guitars were you playing on the first set at rock city on sat?were they sheridan?you are a genius of our time,cheers Ian


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